Chris

knurled protuberance that would inflict the sort of cheer sea dogs alone on the high seas appreciated, only after Captain Kanga scoffed at the thought of protection. "My doors are wide open for any...

I had a friend who once gifted a SPAM jigsaw puzzle. It's the kind of gift that lets a person know how you feel. It says, "You're a compressed mystery meat conundrum and I don't mind getting my hands...

I was born on 11/11 at 11:11 and there is nothing extraordinary about my life. We live in an ordered universe where patterns and co-incidences are bound to arise. The Chinese egg was different. I first...

Where is that wench he thought as he stepped out back to the stables behind the Inn. There he found Isobel, legs parted milking a cow. He calmed as he watched the creamy milk fill up the wooden pail....